Archive for October, 2007

Default Emotions

October 31, 2007

Today marks the day that the holiday season is truly starting. Halloween represents the official start of the rat race to get the perfect gift, the perfect Thanksgiving turkey. (Please don’t get Turducken – it’s like 1500 calories/7 ounces) 

 This time of year, by default, automatically the little “Happy Homemaker” blinks off inside my little heart. I get that warm default emotion that makes me think about family and Thanksgiving and Christmas presents and arguing over whose going to get the dark meat. (Me!!) The one time of year I’ll eat ham, I love those big thick slices of ham… I’m not anti-pork or anything believe me, but deli ham rubs me the wrong way and so I like to miss that huge honey ham with the pineapple slices pinned neatly to it’s skin. Mashes potatoes and butter, and corn and croissants. I love it because I get to see people I don’t normally get to see in my every day life.

 As a child I remember spending so much time with the feeling of anticipation in my stomach. Not so much for the presents, but for the stocking! My mom used to go all out on the stockings. There would be some awesome stuff in there, magazines, make-up, nail polishes, little electronic keychain pets, candy, pens, jewelry, cd’s, different little unique things that made my teen-self get giddy inside. I remember the year we were living with my grandparents and I was huge into Beanie Babies and my mom had all of the presents under the tree and instead of wrapping the beanie babies she just put them all over the place on top of boxes, peeking out of bags.. There had to have been at least fifteen of them. It was great! I remembered sitting on the floor in my grandparents house and all of the people I loved and cared about, were in the same room – smiling. Happy.

None of them were worrying about money, my grandfather being sick, my mom’s house, my step-dad dealing with medical issues, none of them were worrying about everyone elses problems and different ailments or stressors. We were all just happy to be there. I’ve carried these feelings over into my own adult life and I want to set that same example for my own family.

Happy Halloween Ghouls and Goblins. ;) and happy Holidays to come!

You know it’s time to slap a soccer mom when…..

October 29, 2007

Hannah Montana = 15,000 Girl Shriek Fest!

 Please read that article – and find with your little eye the part where it mentions that some Mom’s pay outrageous prices to get these tickets. Why? WHY? Why do you think it’s a good idea to spend your hard earned cash, hundreds of bills, on fuckin’ Hannah Montana? Don’t you think Billy Ray Cyrus has enough of the money from his hit single Achey Breaky Heart stashed up in a savings account somewhere for her? Or were they broke and this was their last resort. I’ve watched Miley Cyrus play Hannah Montana on TV and I don’t think there is anything even remotely special about this show, except for the fact that it shows you that even has-been country stars can outgrow the mullet. Yay for that – but seriously. Miley Cyrus is cute as a young girl can be but, there is nothing special about this show. There are no golden gods spreading the wisdom of the afterlife during her on-stage performance, so why would you spend FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS ON TICKETS. I can see, MAYBE, spending 85-100 on tickets for 2 children and an adult or one child and an adult for nosebleeders, but $500.00 of your hard earned cash, you’ve got to be fucking joking? I cant even stand to read that.

I was chatting with a couple girls from work and one of them asked “So is your Daughter a big Hannah Montana fan too?” I’m stirring my cappucino looking at her with this deer in the headlights look.. My daughter’s three and a half. If it’s not cartoon or saying/singing random shit in Spanish.. i.e. Dora, she doesn’t give it her time of the day. “No, she’s not quite of that age yet, and we don’t really watch The Disney Channel in our house.” I left it at that, I’m sure it wouldn’t be in good taste to tell them we watch utter crap like South Park and The Simpsons (which my daughter loves). I’ll just keep that one to myself lol.

 But anyway — back to the point, there is no reason to even consider spending $522.50 /after tax on tickets to see a ten year old sing.  I mean it’s not like she’s New Kids on the Block or something…. sheesh!

Even the mom who admitted on her blog, I’ll link her blog as soon as I can find it, I’m not ashamed or afraid to call it out, that she spent three hundred sixty five dollars on Hannah Montana tickets and was convinced she got them for a steal!

 Ladies and gents, time to slap a soccer Mom – and say WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

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